I never learned how to use jumper cables. I know there is a plus and minus and if they meet, the universe explodes. I just dial 911 when my car doesn't work.

I found a use for jumper cables. I took an old couch (too uncomfortable to sleep on- so it got the ax) to the consignment shop. I had to hold my breath over the bridge, but we made it!

My fear is it won't sell and I'll have to pick it back up. At least I'll know how to use the cables!